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Anonymous asked: Would you ever fuck a fan girl?

chuckpalahniuk:

Oh, to be ten years younger.  After a long day of writing, promoting, meetings, and teaching the only thing I want to fuck is the minibar in my hotel room. 

Oh Chuck.

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Today

I finished a short story this evening. It’s one that took me a relatively long time to finish. But, now it’s done, has been lovingly slid into a large envelope and is now waiting for the post office. The particular magazine whose door it’s going to darken has published me before and hopefully they’ll do so again.

Now I’m sitting outside underneath a so clear sky. I’ve got two happy dogs sleeping underneath my outstretched legs.
And amidst this peaceful everything I’m thinking about how funny it is the way things can get tangled. The ways you can think and feel that you’re one thing in someone’s mind or your own. And while any realization to the contrary can be slightly jarring, it’s also helpful.

But these stars tonight, my god. How many? And how perfect.

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Sent from a friend out in the bay today. The bergs back home are finally starting to break up. 
Wait for me babies!

Sent from a friend out in the bay today. The bergs back home are finally starting to break up.
Wait for me babies!

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statesofmate asked: Write a one sentence love story between two inanimate objects. Bonus points if they engage in coitus.

chuckpalahniuk:

I’m not your bitch.  You write it.  

Palahniuk’s on Tumblr now and I’m delighted.